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Cultura geral ou estupidez anacrónica?

Se não pensarmos muito no assunto, até dá vontade de rir…

Por outro lado, de acordo com o mail que recebi, parece que as afirmações, totalmente imbecis e que transcrevo mais abaixo, foram retiradas de diversas provas globais que se realizaram num passado recente e, se for esse o caso, então dá vontade de chorar, pelo grau de estupidez inculta da populaça estudantil cá do burgo.

Ainda que seja muito cedo, atendendo às tenras idades da maioria das pequenas crias a quem dedicamos os chamados “baby-blogs”, espero que nada disto seja contagiante e que os nossos filhos estejam à altura de responder, ao menos e mesmo que a resposta esteja errada, com alguma inteligência, de modo a que não passem por anormais.

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- Na Grécia a democracia funcionava muito bem porque os que não estavam de acordo envenenavam-se.
- As múmias tinham um profundo conhecimento de anatomia.
- A arquitectura gótica notabilizou-se por fazer edifícios verticais.
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